I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Why even have a ground level apt if you're not gonna let me climb out the window? I hate walk of shaming in front of toddlers...
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Tinder recommend to a friend: making threesomes easier since 2016
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
Randomize