I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
That's intense
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
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