Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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