DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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