whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
birth control should be required to get into college
There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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