Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
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Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
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Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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