I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
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no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
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The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
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