Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
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I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
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Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I can't believe the police had to bring me to my booty call last night
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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