Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
pray to the hookup gods
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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