My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
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I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
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Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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