pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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