im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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