it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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