I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
You took a bite of the snack wrap put it down and fell asleep and when you woke up ten minutes later you asked how it got there, dipped it in soda ate it and fell back asleep.
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