New invention idea: vibrating tampons
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
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I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
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I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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