My hair reeks of homosexuality.
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
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