Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
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At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
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I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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