The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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