I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
Randomize
