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• (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.

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• (516): View more from New York

  He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue

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• (239): View more from Florida

  He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.

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• (801): View more from Utah

  Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.

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• (315): View more from New York

  I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.

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