Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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