Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
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I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
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Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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