How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Randomize
