It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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