Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
