what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
my liver is dry heaving
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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