I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
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Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
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Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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