guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
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yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
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Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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