I could make wine with my vomit
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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