Dude, you just left me a 3 minute voicemail of pop rocks in your mouth. Im sitting right next you
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
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I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
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The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
I am one with the molecules
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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