I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
It’s awful. They need to open the bars. I’m now trolling grocery stores looking for dick
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