she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
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You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
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you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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