i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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