It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
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He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
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I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
that may or may not have been my penis.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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