So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
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