turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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