Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
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