I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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