how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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