Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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