She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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