I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
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Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
The kind of drunk where you put two tampons in thinking that it'll last me longer ...
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You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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