hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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