The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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