A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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