you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
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just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
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Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
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