I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
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There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
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too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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