I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
im having a threesome with these popsicles
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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