My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
My vagina just recognized that song.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
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This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
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party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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