idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
They invented a new game at work. Its called guess if I'm baked, hungover, drunk, or some combination of the three. Its surprisingly very difficult..
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Randomize
