also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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