benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
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