i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
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Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
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I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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