People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Boobs are out for the taking
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
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