I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
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He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
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at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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