Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
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Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
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You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
We're gonna be late. Scott went too far predrinking amd tried pierce his own lip with a poptab. Save me a beer, i'm gonna need it.
My kid just put flowers in my hair to make me pretty, then showed my boobs to an entire playground. He's either the best wingman or the worst.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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