school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
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Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
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I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
You brought string cheese to the strip club
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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