I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
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ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
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it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
PANTIES FOUND
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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